milk | hansol

twenty eight

third person

seungcheol's van full of dummies in fighting came to hansol's apartment

"about time" -hansol

"well seungkwan had to go to a bathroom and left us gagging becuz of the smell he brought inside the van" -jeonghan

"im soRRY well i like eatin whatt do yall effin care" -seungkwan

"enough chit chats lets gooooooo" -hansol

then hansol got into the van and sped off to the location where jinri is "hostaged"

"so... hansol... u got plans???" -dino

"not really" -hansol

"expected" -seungcheol

"ok we goin by pairs. im with hansol. honey booboo go with angel-o" -seungcheol

"u really bad at nicknames" -jeonghan

"here's earpieces so we can talk to eachother otw" -seungcheol

"where tf did u get these??" -seungkwan

"places" -seungcheol

hansol and his gang of is now close to the buiilding they be headin

they bought pepper sprays, they brought rocks and pebbles, a knife for the kitchen cuz household, and a water gun

aka "the swat team starter pack for dummies"

*dramatic voicing*

sugar, spice, and everything nice

these were the ingredients chosen

to create the perfect noob boys

but professor ajunicium accidentally

added an extra ingredients to the concoction--

chemical XXX

thus, the powerboomboom boys were born

using their ultra-super powers
boossom, hansobles, and buttercoup

also an angel just bcuz of his birthday but really he sliCK

and a dinosaur who magically transforms into m.jackson

have dedicated their lives to fighting crime

and the forces of slutness (aka yoonha)

*boom boom by seventeen plays*

♢

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