you look good in thigh highs

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a/n: (D) = Dan, (M) = May

Ringing . . .

Connected.

M: "Oh my gosh! Hey! I've always wondered since you joined what you look like!"
D: "Haha well.. Secrets out oh no!"
...
D: "Uh yeah that was um, a joke."
M: "Oh right, sorry. I just got a tad bit confused there. So tell me what do you do for a living?"
D: "Well erm. I don't feel comfortable telling someone I barley know."
M: "Don't worry I can keep secrets!"
D: "Oh whatever, fine."
M: "Yes!"
D: "Don't make fun of me alright?"
M: "I swear I won't. Hurry up and tell meee!"
D: "Well on Fridays + Saturdays I work at a bar-"
M: "Yeah, what do you do at the bar?"
D: "Please don't make me say it.."
M: "Say it, C'mon now!"
D: "Istripatthebarforafewhours."
M: "Hm?"
D: "I strip at the bar for a few hours."
...
M: "So you're a stripper?"
D: "Please don't call me that, I'm not even that good. Pfft."
M: "Bet you're lovely. Honestly I don't know why people think strippers are very low. They're very talented in what they do. And they're successful at it."
D: "Aha yeah.."
M: "So you said.. Those were on Fridays and Saturdays? What about the rest of the time?"
D: "I'll tell you that some other time."
M: "Aww please?"
D: "Noo, you've heard enough about me."
M: "Aw thats too bad. But thanks for this chat I actually have to go right about now!"
D: "Okay.."
M: "Bye!!"

Mary ended the call.