\Phil/ Has started a private conversation with dan~.
\Phil/: Morn, I got a Q that needs an A
dan~: what is it
\Phil/: So you're a stripper yet you don't know what a nude is?
dan~: i prefer to keep my personal life to myself, thanks
\Phil/: Just answer my question. It doesn't make sense?
dan~: have you ever thought about just closing your eyes and letting the rhythm of the music move your body instead?
\Phil/: No
dan~: okay. just because I can dance sexually doesn't mean I automatically know what all these phrases are.
\Phil/: You either live under a rock or you're hardcore joking with me.
dan~: kind of a mish-mash of both really
\Phil/: I knew it!
dan~: play dumb so they stop talking to you
\Phil/: :(
dan~: (:
\Phil/: Wait one more thing
dan~: ew whatt
\Phil/: Are you a sub or dom.
dan~: i still don't know what that means
\Phil/: joking?
dan~: no.
\Phil/: It means basically are you top or bottom.
dan~: oh. i don't know..
\Phil/: whats the last boy you had sex with
dan~: i didn't
\Phil/: Last girl?
dan~: no I haven't had sex before
\Phil/: You're not worth my time.
\Phil/ Has disconnected.
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