Steins;Gate [Quotes]

Itaru Hashida

"Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy"" -Daru to Mayuri

"At that time, no one bought PCs. They were too expensive"

"Gel-bana....But it's completely connected to the rest of the bunch..."

"Could you say, "Who'd eat a pervert's banana, anyways?"" -Daru to Kurisu

"Perverts glaring at each other..... Win!"

"Human is dead.....Mismatch."

"This doesn't make any sense!....Die! Darn It!"

"There are two types of lies: Lies that hurt, and lies that don't hurt."