(Slenderman calls Jeff on the phone)
Jeff: Wazzup, Slendy.
Slenderman: Jeff, thank God you answered.
Toby: (In the background) Burn, bitches! BURN!
Jeff: (Sighs) Let me guess, fire boy's at it again?
Slenderman: Yeah, at this point, he's going to cause another forest fire. I need your help, so get your ass right here, right now.
Jeff: Well, I can't. I'm buying knives.
Slenderman: Huh? We already ran out of them? It has only been a week.
Jeff: Yeah. Toby wouldn't let me borrow his hatchets.
Slenderman: Ugh, fine, hurry up and get over here. (Hangs up)
Later..
(Slenderman calls Jeff again)
Slenderman: Jeffrey! It has already been half an hour! Where in the name of Zalgo are you?!
Jeff: I can't find them.
Slenderman: What do you mean, YOU CANT FIND THEM?!
Jeff: I can't find them, there's only chocolate.
Slenderman: You're probably in the chocolate aisle, you trollop.
Jeff: What'd you just say?
Slenderman: Jeff, just to go the next aisle!
Jeff: Geez, fine. (Hangs up)
Five seconds later..
(Jeff calls Slenderman)
Jeff: There's still more chocolate.
Slenderman: Next aisle.
Jeff: (Goes to the next aisle) ...still more.
Slenderman: THE HELL? WHERE ARE YOU AT BOI?!
Jeff: Don't shout!
Slenderman: Answer me.
Jeff: I'm at the chocolate shop, why?
Slenderman: (Shakes his head) ... Why the hell are you buying knives at a chocolate shop?!?!
Jeff: You motherfucking shit, leave me the fuck alone! (Hangs up)
Slenderman: (Sighs) Why didn't I eat him when I had the chance?
Toby: Because you love him and us.
Slenderman: I don't think "love" is the right work.
Toby: BURN!!! (Starts lighting the other trees on fire)
Slenderman: I hate you all.
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CREEPYPASTA FUNNY MOMENTS!
FanfictionA collection of short stories/scenarios/moments of the Creepypastas having fun! Come and read as it may tickle your funny bone! [D I S C L A I M E R] Most of these aren't mine. Credits to those who do own them. If you get offended, pm me and we'll t...
