Red Vs Blue [Requests, Some Sort of Story Line]

I Hate You

[Chey does represent me. Yes, that's how much of a jerk I am. No, don't take my phone or I'll fucking murder you...enless you're my brother]

[Your POV]

Wyoming took cleaning pretty seriously as he came out in ragged sweat pants and a black t-shirt. He had a girl with him. She was short, maybe 4'9 and had weird eyes. They were blue, but they had white pin wheel shapes around the irises.

"Would you let me go?!" She yanked her hand away from Wyoming's grip and glanced at her wrist. "I don't ever want to be like you!" She growled and began to walk away.

"What are you missing?" He asked. The girl frantically looked around, checking her pockets and sighing. "Kill yourself." She muttered as she finally discovered what he had stolen. Wyoming shook her phone which was decorated with a pink and white panda bear case with her pink head phones wrapped around it.

"What do I have to do?" She groaned in utter disappointment. "You look like a showered hobo." She muttered under her breath so only I could hear it even though it wasn't intended for me.

"You're gonna help." Wyoming smiled proudly. He suddenly glanced at me and smiled. "Y/n, this is Chey, Chey this is Y/n." Chey stepped towards me and held out her hand. "I'm his sister." She nodded as I shook her hand.

She turned back to her brother. "Can I go now? These people are creepy. They keep looking at me like their gonna hurt me." She grumbled. She tried to snatched her phone away from Wyoming, but he held it right out of her reach. "I am going to frickin' hurt you." She laughed, trying to act grumpy at the same time. "C'mon! I am short. I blame it on Mom!" She exclaimed and sighed.

"Y'know, the least you could have done was take my charger." Before she knew it, Wyoming was already racing towards their dorm with Chey right after him. "I WAS KIDDING!!" She yelled.

Wyoming came back with the charger and her phone and held them high. "I'mma fuckin' tit punch you." She threatened. "I've got no tit to punch!" He snapped playfully. Chey threw a punch towards his chest, but he caught her wrist. What he DIDN'T know was that she was aiming between his legs with her knee.

She kneed him between the legs as hard as she could, which had to be pretty terrible. "Thanks Phi." She giggled as a little black A.I popped up. Wyoming dropped both her phone and charger. She smiled and caught them. Then before everyone knew it, Wyoming was on the floor.
"Biiiiitch." He groaned.
"That's what my name means, asshole. Think before you steal my phone." She yelled. "詐 欺を隠したり欺くことによって誰かを欺く行為または練習!" She muttered before escaping to her room.

York and Washington were dying on the floor. "Best kid ever!" York laughed and whistled. "Couldn't agree more." Wash agreed and gave York a nod. North had come out to see what the commotion was.
"The hell happened out here?" He asked. "Wyo was kneed in the crotch..." I sighed, holding back my laughter. "By....?" He rubbed his temples. "His little sister." I had finally bursted into a fit of giggles.

North sighed. "Take her phone?"
Wyoming was still in pain. "Yup."
"Figured." North wandered off to his dorm and shook his head.