jokes you tell that hurts his soul

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Diggy

Yn pov.

Diggy: see that's why I don't like janking with you

Me:what I didn't do or say anything wrong

Diggy: are you serious right now

Me: very

He scoffs and rolls his eyes at me

Diggy:so you saying "I'd slap you but I don't want to make you even uglier "isn't taking it to far

Me: hey you came at me first,plus I could say nice things about you, but I rather tell the truth

Diggy: how can you say that with a straight face

Me:I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, in fairness I don’t like your lies.

Diggy: omg you're the one that's lying,like look at me I'm  freaking sexy

Me: nope don't see it

Diggy: hold up wait a minute, if I'm so ugly how come you with me

Me: like the girl from roll bounce said, "I like ugly boys"

Diggy: well I'm way out of your league  because I'm sexy so, I don't think this will work out

He got up and left out the house. I  stood there looking at the door in shock. Then he walked back in and sat on the couch. He then turned to me and said "I can't get mad at you because I like ugly girls ".

Next thing you know,we started janking each other again .

Jacob POV.

Me: that's why I'm telling my mama

I said picking up the phone and dialed my mom's number.

Yn: so call her I don't care she ain't gonna do nothing to me

Me:oh yeah let's see

I told her how yn was janking me and she told me to put her on the phone

Yn:hello...no I ain't say that... Because he said I look like a hyena from lion King talking about I the more ghetto version... I said that he was a baby dick ass nigga and he told me to you know and I said I don't eat pussy...and then he wanna start getting all sensitive because I told him of my pimp history and how he can easily be caught up on that list...  Then here he come bitching to you

I looked at her with a stale face and waited for my mama to curse her out, but little did I know my mama a traitor.

Yn burst out laughing saying " you right mama with his big head ass"

I snatched the phone from her

Me:mama I know you ain't entertaining her

Mama:sorry honey,sarcasm falls  out of my mouth, just like stupidity falls out of yours

Me: no what mama I don't love you anymore goodbye

I hung up and looked at yn

Yn: what I told you I was a certified pimp that means I pimp mothers to

Me: shut up I don't love you either

The end

Trevor part coming soon!

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