jokes you tell that hurts his soul pt.2

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Trevor POV.

Yn: Bruh what you need to do is go find your dad because it seems to me like your mama raised a lil bitch

I can't believe she just tried to play me like that , i got to come back ten times harder.

Me:well it seems to me that you need to hit up your pops to give him his balls back

Yea that was kind of good.

Yn:what you mad I got bigger balls than you or what?

Oh shit I wasn't expecting that, I got to hit her back harder

Me: so you gonna sit here and spread rumors about me, hey, at least you'll be spreading something other than your legs.

Yeah she can't come back from that one

Yn: oh really,you wasnt saying that when you was busting my shit open like a pinata on Cinco de Mayo

Damn it she's clever I'll give her that , now it's time to hit her with the big one

Me: yeah and just like Taylor Swift said your legs are never ever ever getting back together. ( got this from a book on wattpad)

I watched as her face contorts and then she finally burst out laughing.

Yn: ok that one was good

She turned around and said who was better me or your ugly ass daddy she asked our 17 year old daughter.

I knew I had it in the bag , because let's face it she's a Daddys girl.

Tori:um mom definitely

Me: what do you mean mom

Tori looked at me with guilt writing all on her face

"Sorry but I'm scared of mom and you know this but I still love you " she said and walked out .

Yn:you better know it she said turning to me

I groaned because I knew that I had to come harder next year , maybe I can have another kid by then one who is not an traitor .

She looked at me with the biggest small on her face and said

Yn: same time next year?

And to think all this could've been avoided if I didn't let her get to me.

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