yg -toot it and boot it (love story)

You Again!??

Steph PѺV

When we saw that we took off and ran. We ran to McDonalds and decide to buy sodas to quench our thirst.when we got inside everybody started shouting, apparently they've never seen dogs before. We ended up having to change into the bar outside because the guy wasn't to fond of canines. On our way out we bumped into our neighbor he started smiling once he seen Cassie...He want it.

Neighbor: Hey Cass wassup

Cassie: Nuthin wassuh b

Neighbor: Wat it look like

Cassie: It looks like your missing out on studio time to be a fat as$

Me: We gotta go home, you know where that is,so.. y'all can chat later *unites dogs*

Neighbor: Ight, later cass

Cassie: Later niggah *sips smoothie while holding, and biting straw*

Me: You hear that?

"Cause I aint your hollaback boy

I aint your hollaback!"

Cassie: Yasss! Thats it! Thats the jam! *Sings along* (Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit

(Ooh oo) This is my shit, this is my shit!

Me: How far are we from home?

Cassie: You don't recognize this McDonald's?

Me: *looks around* not really

Cassie: Nigga its THEE McDonald's McDonald's !

Me: Cassie shut up.*laughing* You always playing, no it aint true. Sayin stuff twice doesn't make people understand stuff.

Cassie: *laughing* But does it ring a bell now?

Me: Nope still doesnt ring any bells

Cassie: Its McDonaaaaalds! Mcfishay-fishay. Nigga dis our McDonald's from right down the block and around the corner, and two mo' blocks!

Me: Ohhhhhhhh! That McDonald's where shit always go down.

Together: McEntertainAHoe #Where shit always entertains you.

Me: So...is there a pizza place close by too?

Cassie: Your stupid

Me: I take that as a yes

...

By the time we got back home after running to McDonald's to eat our stress away we fed the dogs then showered and got into our twerk shorts and tanks. Just as I'm getting my slice of chocolate cake out the fridge, the door rings.

Cassie: I'll get it! Who the hell is it!! *Stops song*

?:Dash.

Cassie: *opens door* Oh its ya fluffy @$$. Where mr.young gangsta??

?:Right hea.

Me: ayee it's a party

Cassie: no nigga, it's a double date

Yg: Date?

Dash: Yo gimme some cake ;)

Me: Which one are you talking about?

Yg: *flops on couch* Aye, lil freak

Cassie: Anyway! Steph come on.

Steph: Wherd we goin?

Dash & Yg: Werd, where yall goin?

Cassie: Before yall came we were finna do something, but got interrupted.

*Presses play on ihome*

"What trampity tramp that booty,

Trampity tramp that booty (what!),

Trampity tramp that booty (what!),

Trapity tramp! Trampoline booty."

As trampoline booty blasted through tbe speakers Steph and Cassie began.

Cassie: Cover your eyes youngings!!

We twerked.

Dash and yg:DAYUM! *starts throwin dollar bills*

Cassie and Me: *stops twerking and starts scatering for the money*

Me: *grabs the most money* I'M RICH BITCH!

Cassie: I'm Rick James Bish!

Yg: Yall some broke @$$ hoe$

Cassie: Nigga please ya homie broke. He the one with the dollar bills

Dash: Shots fired. Okay.

Me: You the real wiz. Got your blonde patch ohh kill em.

Dash: *walks in kitchen* I see you left this cake for me. Desert and a show OHkay

Me: *runs and attacks Dash with a pillow* MINE

Dash: Damn shorty, you got it

Cassie: The hell yall in here doin!? Frig yall fightin for cake for?!

Yg: Aye! Yall got any snapple? *slaps Cassie's butt while walking over to the fridge*

I smashed that cake and burped. I got a water bottle and started walking towards my room. I noticed niggas eyeing me and got scared

Me: What!?

Cassie: Where you put mine I can't find it-(gco)

Cassie PѺV

As I turned around, I seen this fat as$ nigga, Yg, munchin down my cake. Aint that a hoe. He was chomping away as I slowly, and quietly made my way to him.

I raped my arms around his waist as I stood in front of him and watched him dovoure my rum cake. I'll teach him a lesson.

Yg: mmmm. damn! Woooh boy! Ahhh.

This nigga was brave, and almighty, standing infront of me, smashing my cake....and its not even my birthday...;).

Steph just stood there and watched me watch yg eat my cake. I know she sorry for his as$ cause this nigga must have four balls to eat a chicks cake...Steph started walking to my her room probably wondering where Dash went. By the sound of it she probably already reached her room.

Dash was probably knocked. He must of started playing with the dogs and got tired. I can tell because, I heard a slap mad loud, then some screaming, that all sounded like this.

Steph PѺV

*SLAP*

I slapped the sleep out this bozo.

He flew up wiping his face.

Me: Wake that as$ up!

Dash: WTH man... I thought this was a slumber party

Steph: Na nigga you ain't tell me u was coming over

Dash: Yes I did, you ain't tell me you didn't want me to come over ;)

Dash pov

I know she wanna smile. She fronting like she ain't wanna see me, but it's okay. I got something for that. She sucked her teeth and started walking...I punched the hell out of her head back!

Cassie PѺV

As he chewed, he licked his dutty lips.

He proceeded, repeating the process.

Then August Alsina's song 'Let Me Hit That' came to mind.

I hummed it gently, after all, it is still

all part of my plan.

"Ohh you looking so good right now,

And I would if I could pull you right now."