81. ... You're bored
Baby,
· High five somebody in the face!
· PUT LOTION ON A WOODEN FLOOR OR TILES AND SLIDE.
· Go on Google Maps and try to find the adress mentioned in Finding Nemo.
· Sniff a stranger then back away slowly and say "you smell different when you're awake".
· Say "Sunshine City" 3 times, really fast.
· Say "Sunshine City" 3 times, really fast.
· Go To Disney Land And follow a family and appear in every one of their pictures.
· Inhale helium and try screaming in public.
· Stick post it notes all over your house labeling everything. (sink, toilet, mom, condoms)
· Go to McDonald's and ask for a burger with real meat.
· Go to the zoo and ask an employee where the unicorns are.
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· Tell people this, "Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet NOT F***ING BLUE!
I hope that helps. Hehe I love you!
Love,
Angie

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101 Open When Letters
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