Mickey Mouse is sitting at a bar crying his eyes out.
"Don't take it so hard" says the bartender. "So your wife is acting a little silly. So what? It's no big deal."
Mickey looks up angrily.
"I didn't say she was acting silly, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!"
Not even a joke but I thought it was funny.
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Dirty Jokes/Pick Up Lines
HumorA bunch of Dirty Jokes/inappropriate pickup lines that might entertain you
