Finniethepoo: what's wrong with your face????
Sophie: I dont have makeup on!
Sophie: what's your excuse?
Sophie: nice.
Finniethepoo: 😂, did you just say "nice" at your joke?
Sophie: yes I did.
Sophie: but you can't relate, because yours aren't funny.
Sophie: nice.
Finniethepoo: but yours must not be either if you have to laugh at your own jokes...
Sophie: this is why I prefer food over you now
Finniethepoo: honestly, same. I would choose a chipotle rice bowl over you any day
Sophie: I don't know if I should be mad...or proud
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FanfictionFinniethepoo: hey cheeseball, still up for movie night? TinkerBelle: I'd rather eat shit than see your face. Finniethepoo: that time of the month? TinkerBelle: yes... Finniethepoo: Unlock the door, I'll be over in 15 with Chinese, skittles, and r...