Roast Yourself Rap Challenge

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Here's my distrack.. Ha ha...



Okay, Yeah. I got it now.

Look over there it's a lamppost- no it's a girl.

Girl? I thought it was man with that really deep voice

Oh my! What the hell are those on her forehead? Bushy Hairy Caterpillars?

Okay, Okay I get it now,

She's only attracted to fictional boys because real ones aren't good Enough?

No- Because they take off their shirts and have no shits

She's annoying her friends say no wonder her  Her only friends are online and they are probably 50 year old men but she can't even care about her real ones,

She has no fucking emotions because she shows no tears but when she's alone she can cry herself out-

Ha.. Aren't all of those tears in public fake anyways? Just like your life!
She stalks 20 year old men on twitter just to find out their sexuality when you only known them for 3 months. What a shame.

Men over 20 is even more attractive than the ones your age? Maybe you're the one who needs to get attractive.

Your last crush was in kindergarten and now what? The truth is you wouldn't even be attractive to yourself,

She never sleeps because it's a waste of time? Well just seeing you live is my waste of time.

Why don't you sleep? Because you think over your whole life choices when you haven't even got a life?

Why does she keep going when she uninterested in school and life

You don't even have a goal in life!
When your teacher asked you what you wanna be when you grow up you answered with:

I don't know

And that's how you got a F on that.

Maybe you're still living is to see that next ep

67 Followers on wattpad yeah, You've been only there since april

But none of them even care about you so

Is it sad you've seen a screen more than the sky outside

Maybe because going up the stairs makes you out of breath

Now I could go on but you care 'bout others to much

Maybe you should care about yourself for once!

*Mic Drop*


I shall Tag:


  @Lifeofjewel 

@-drewbluee 

@Ramen_Kitsune_20 

@StarbucksSimmer   

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