I waltz into me first class.
It's Russian class.
I've always wanted to learn Russian and it's culture.
Most importantly i love Putin #zaddy
I choose seat in back cause Russian teacher looks scary
He's big, hairy, And Pink!
I sit and watch other classmates come in
De all hoes
Class was about to begin when that Boii came in
"Why are you late Rodrick?" Scary Russian man asks
Rodrick...so that's his name. (Wink wink)
"Chill out man! I was getting my Russian piton pasta"
"Well then, take a seat next to that amazingly beautiful girl back there"
Rodrick looks at me
"With pleasure"
He smilez and walks over with his Russian pasta
He sits
He look at me and says "hey, I'm Rodrick"
I blushes and look into his hypnotizing chocky eyes
"Hallo im Mordecai but errverybody cals me Rigby"
We shake hands still looking into each other's eyes
"Want some pasta?"
I shake my head and take the bowl
"We should kahoot scoot our desks together so we can share" Rodrick said
"Yeg" I reply mercifully
We scoot close and eat the pasta
We ignore Russian shit going on in the background
Rodrick looks at me
"We should go out. How bout bowling at Jay lanez? 7pm?" Rodrick stares for an answer
He eats lots of pasta
"Yes yes! I would lik dat very much. I hate bowling but the nachos are gude"
"It's a date"
Rodrick leans in to kiss me
We lock lips
We still have pasta in our mouths so we exchange pastas
After kissing for 25 minutes we go to next class
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"Well that was very smexy, was it smexy for u?"
Rodrick asks while holding my forearm
"Yes. Walk me to class now"
"You got it dude"
We kiss while time walking
