Contemporary poetry is cool
Obsessed with rhythm and rhyme
Not just any random words from a fool
To be perfect, it needs drafting and time
Everyone thinks an English degree is easy
Merely writing and reading old books
Please, your presumptions are making me queasy
Or just leave me to it
Reading and writing for me is relaxing
And for Christmas? I got Frodo in trouble
Returning the ring, your skills are lacking
You're not a book fan, you're just acting
Please, how do you enjoy your dull job? It's a puzzle
Oh, you think books are boring?
Elementary, my dear Watson. You're just jealous
The fact you've only seen Sherlock on TV
Really, always use proper grammar in all your writing
Your uncivil lack of apostrophes is appalling
