Oh, you big hulla-baloo!
Standing behind me when I'm cooking for you.
Your big, sad eyes look up at me
doe eyed and droopy like old ladies
As a puppy you're all tiny
Best friends? You're mine.
You're a bundle of nonsense,
and so daft, no common sense!
You're a pack dog but dwarf sized.
All colourful in lemon and white, but more lenthwise
With your short, stumpy legs and long body
You crash into lampposts
And steal all my toast.
Oh you're so sassy,
But I love you, my basset.
