[Insert name here]: How are you feeling?
Alfred: Dude, what happened last night. I think my arm's broken! And my car is wrecked!
[Insert name here]: Well... you were so drunk that you climbed to the top of your garage.
[Insert name here]: You started yelling "Nanananana BATMAN" then jumped off and landed on your car.
Alfred: And you didn't take me to the hospital?!
[Insert name here]: I was too busy laughing.
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Poor Alfred T^T

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