[Insert name here]: Dad I got suspended from school...
Dad: WTF YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!
[Insert name here]: Well I was in class and we had this anti-bullying person coming in to teach us, and she goes "sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Dad: AND!?!?!?
[Insert name here]: So I threw a dictionary at her head.
Dad: You. son. Are. Officially. Ungrounded.
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