The Wee Diaries. // h.s ✓

upsy in da brits.

Dear Diary,

Today the boys and I went to the brits

in the middle of the night I really needed to go pee so I did,

and in the middle of my wee session this weird guy runs at me shouting that we won a brit

so I put my penis inside my trousers and immediatly regret because I got pee in my panties badoodies

and I ran, ran and when i got there I apologized and said to the public that i was having a wee

and they laughed

why would they laugh?

it's normal to make pee