The Wee Diaries. // h.s ✓

starving [final chapter]

Dear Diary, 

Today I was craving for a nice wee session

I was in front of the toilet 

but nothing was coming out

I was getting so frustrated

that i grabbed a knife,

and cut my penis off

it hurt like hell

but i could finally pee.

huff, what a relief.

in the end i grabbed my penis from the floor

and put it the oven

because seriouly

I was starving.

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Lu x