The Wee Diaries. // h.s ✓

nigga wee

Dear Diary,

Today I was passing through a dark alley

and a black guy pointed a gun to my head

so I did it

I put down my trousers

grabbed my penis

and peed all over him,

you know what he did?

He ran away crying.

what a nice nigga wee

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don't take this seriously, i'm not racist and this is not racism, just humour

I APOLOGIZE POR THIS SHITTY FORM OF HUMOUR, I WAS REALLY YOUNG WHEN I WROTE IT AND DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM. I'M LEAVING THIS HERE FOR THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF CHECKING HOW MUCH I GREW UP AS A WRITER, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. CallmeLu 2018