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Yo yo apparently some of you dudes like this book and that's pretty cool I guess so ima say thanks

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Anyway back to the book

So like 4 weeks ago I was thinking about things and I thought about Gordon Ramsay then I realised he has a really sexy voice and how he cooks like pretty good, but I don't think I would like he's food because I don't like vegetables because they look all weird and too colourful, like I prefer the rainbow in my crayon packet not on my plate thank you, anyway back to Daddy Ramsay. He's like 50 but age is just a number, I put the lamb sauce inside of me and I hope he can find it, I bet if Gordon divorced his wife me and him could have a beautiful baby named Jeremiah and he would have big muscles from his super diet, and all the girls would love him but he won't touch them because he's better than Becky across the street. Just because her dad drives a cool car with the tesco logos on the side and has the Lelli Kelly shoes with the make up wand doesn't mean she's better than me. Ugh I'll write more later this is an emotional time for me.