One time a spider was in my room like and I was like oh deary me, what a bad time, then the spider was about to come over and I was like yo chill, he said lmao sorry my friend I was just tryin get a cheeky nibble of y'all and I was like woah you can talk and he was like lol yeah, all spiders can you just gotta start the convo instead of screaming, spiders are scared of screaming they scream themselves, but you can only hear it is you listen closely, it's a beautiful sound, a mesmerising thing to listen to, and also spiders are pretty chill, they like to watch reruns of Seinfeld and listening to smooth jazz, with the saxophones and stuff, like the guy outta of Simpsons not Lisa the other dude, I just googled him, I looked up saxophone cartoon man and his name is Bleeding Gums Murphy, because he doesn't brush his teeth which is very bad and the boys will say yo your mouth smells and your like stop
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