What not to say when someone says they love you

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"I love you." (This is going to be the sentence the quotations will be reacting to)

"I know, I'm perfect."

"Aw thanks! I love you too! Only as a friend of course!"

"There's a zit on your forehead."

*blinks* "ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!!!" *runs around screaming random stuff*

*punches while trying to process info*

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