[Jack] //inhales sharply
[Jack] OKAY WHO GAVE ME A CAT PLUSHY FOR A PRESENT
[Akai] Not me ;3
[Jack] I don't trust you, you yawning jerk
[Cyan] ITS ABOUT TIME YOU OPENED YOUR GIFT
[Cyan] mERRY DAMN CHRISTMAS, JOKER
[Jack] I'm taking away all your apple pie ingredients
[Jack] ^ consider that my advance notice
[Cyan] Rose will stop you lol
[Rose] N o O n e T a k e s A w a y M y A p p l e P i e
[Jack] pretend I never said anything-
[King] Someone gave me one of my own books...
[King] This was from you, wasn't it Joker?
[Jack] Bingo >:3
[Akai] Thanks for the packs of chilis, Hachi
[Hachi] You're welcome, Mr. Phoenix!
[Hachi] J u s t M a k e S u r e T o K e e p T h e m A w a y F r o m M y C o o k i n g
[Akai] I understand
[Queen] Somebody sent me a rose pendant! It's really extravagant.
[Cyan] Oh uh
[Cyan] I was supposed to give that to Rose
[Queen] oh
[Rose] Its okay, Queen :3
[Rose] You can keep it :D
[Queen] Really?
[Rose] Yuperdoodle! *3*
[Cyan] I stole that for you though...
[Cyan] But whatever! I prepared an extra gift!
[Rose] ???
[Cyan] I baked some Apple pie for you! It's waiting downstairs! It's all yours, Rose!
[Ai] Thank you for the pendant, President D.
[King] Haha, Dump? You gave my assistant a gift?
[Dump] I did
[Dump] I spent a lot on that pendant so don't break it
[Ai] I won't
[Jack] Hachi?! I heard you screaming?! Is something wrong?
[Hachi] AHHHHHH
[Cyan] What
[Hachi] MR. JOKER!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR YOU TO GIVE ME A GIFT!!
[Jack] Uh, yeah. I thought you really deserved it, after saving me and all that.
[Jack] Did you open it yet?
[Hachi] I was about to!!
[Jack] Well go on ^^
[Hachi] ...
[Queen] What is it Hachi?
[Hachi] Mr. Joker... is this a mistake?
[Hachi]
[Hachi] ... are you... giving me the key?
[Jack] Yep. It's one of my most valuable treasures, so I thought, "This would be the perfect gift to give my little cry baby assistant"
[Jack] Oh God, Hachi please don't cry
[King] Awww
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Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\
FanfictionBasically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind