Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\

Sunlight

[Jack] CLOSE THE CURTAINS, DONT LET ANY SUNSHINE IN

[Honey] what

[Jack] I MEAN ACTUAL SUN RAYS

[Jack] SHUT THE WINDOW YAWNING JERK

[Jack] DONT YOU DARE START LETTING BIRDS INTO THE SKY JOKER

[Jack] OH MY GOD GET THAT DUCK OUT OF HERE

[Jack] WHY DOES IT HAVE A RED JEWEL AROUND ITS NECK

[Jack] WHERE DID THIS AMERICAN EAGLE EVEN COME FROM, WE'RE IN ASIA

[Jack] YAWNING JERK-

[Akai] STOP HISSING AT THE BIRDS, YOU CAT

[Jack] STOP SQUAWKING AT THEM, YOU CHICKEN

[Honey] im just gonna go

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For a fact, I was gonna put 'cock' instead of chicken but I feared that it might be going over board with dirty jokes lmao

Also did any of you catch the duck reference