[King] WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE
[Queen] WHY IS JOKER DEAD-
[Akai] whoops
[Hachi] uh
[Hachi] Mr. Phoenix, thought you could bring people back to life?
[Akai] yeah about that
[Akai] I can only bring humans back within five minutes of their death
[Hachi] WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO
[Akai] I FORGOT TO MENTION OKAY-
[Akai] BUT DONT WORRY-
[Akai] I have a plan
TWO DAYS LATER
[Akai] how do you feel Joker
[Jack] fine, why do you ask?
[Jack] my chest is a bit heavy, but I'm fine overall
[Akai] okay, good
[King] Phoenix
[King] I just saw something on the news about a bird-humanoid breaking into a hospital and stealing someone's heart.
[King] as in, interrupting a blood donation process, killing the donor and taking his heart
[Akai] uh
[Akai] that wasn't me
[King] THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ON EARTH THAT'S THE FIGURE OF A HUMAN AND HAS WINGS
[King] IT HAS TO BE YOU
[King] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[Akai] hey
[Akai] at least Joker's alive
[Akai] he's the only human who should be alive
[Jack] I don't know whether to be scared of what you just said or to be flattered
A/N
I was halfway through in typing this and I forgot what my second idea was, whoops
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Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\
FanfictionBasically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind