[Aris] Simon, this is the fifth phone I've stolen for you
[Aris] what have we fucking learned
[Aris] don't fucking hiss at me, answer
[Simon] don't turn into a bat while using the phone
[Aris] there we go
[Aris] next time you do that I'm fucking impaling you with a cross
[Simon] you wouldn't
[Nash] oh she would
[Nash] he turned into a bat and flew off
[Aris] nO
[Aris] nASH GET THE PHONE FROM HIM BEFORE HE DROPS IT AGAIN
[Nash] there it goes
[Aris] OHMYGOD
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Kaitou Joker //Text Messages\\
FanfictionBasically a bunch scenarerios that pop into my mind