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EXO AS YOUR BROTHER

You: *touches hello kitty stuff*

Luhan: *running* DONT DARE TOUCH IT!!!

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Kris: admire me little sis. Im a handsome man. Your bless to have me as a brother

You: -_- seriously?

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Tao: Ill teach how to be brave like-- OMFG!!!! BUG! BUG!! GET THAT BUG AWAY SISSY!! AHHHHH!!.*running away like a teenage girl*

You: uhmm. So your brave in that condition huh?

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Suho: little sissy. -_-

You:what? *while patting suho's head coz your taller than him*

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Lay: Hi? Uhmmm how did you get in this house?.

You: seriously? Brother, this is the 58th times you forgot me. IM YOUR SISTER FOR GOD'S SAKE!

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DO: if you dont eat that dish im gonna cut your hands,pour acid on your face, peel you, and slit your neck...

You:...*hurriedly eating the dish while walking backward*

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Chen: You wanna learn how to sing? Uh.. i changed my mind. You'll never gonna learn how to sing!! Hahahaha *laughing at your face*

You: the last dino will be dead in 5,4,3...

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Xiumin: You look like a baozi *while eating baozi*

You: MOM!! i think bro needs his medicine again!!

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Kai: dont tell mom i have brought a girl in my room last night.

You: i did not saw you. I just saw a girl walking alone in your room. Maybe coz your......DARK!.*laughs.got chokked.died*

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Sehun: Im still the youngest

You: but im your little sister.

Sehun: but you look older than me.

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Baekhyun: OMFG!!!

You: what?

Baekhyun: LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOUR FACE!! i dont want a sister without this! * shows eyeliner*

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Chanyeol: oh. My sister is an elf!! *pats your head*

You: ..dont talk to me..

V.-Jong Dae

LOL

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FAM, EXOrDIUM dot encore ticket D1 and D2 has sold out. Fam again, it's Jamsil Stadium, one of the biggest stadium in South Korea with 72,000 seats. All seats costs 111,000 won. EXO-L did that. EXO did that. #FLOPSONLY

cr. Daryl Mansay

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EXO other names:

- Daesang Harvester

- Daesang Machine

- Triple Million Seller

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