ASDF movie 1

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AJ: *sitting on the floor laughing*

Gabe: Got your nose!

Javi: *breaks through the door* look put he's got a nose *fires gun repeatedly*

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Duck to Ben: You gotta help me man, my tie is evil and its gonna kill me!

Ben: *runs away*

Duck: *looks down at tie* please don't hurt me

Tie: * laughs evilly*

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Sarita: Hello, parking meter!

Parking meter: Hello!

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Sarah: Hey, hey guy, smell my flower.

Travis: *smells flower* hmmm...

*a serpent monster pops out of the flower*

Travis: woah!

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Lee: *presses pointless button*

Lee: ...

Lee: hmph

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*David walks up to Javi*

David: Hey man

Javi: *punches David*

David: Augh, what the Hell's wrong with you?!?

Clementine: Level up!

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Bonnie: somebody help, I'm being robbed!

Mike: I'll save you, tree powers, activate!

*mike turns into a tree*

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Nick: Die potato

Potato: Noo!

Nick: *steps on potato*

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Carley: *sees a cake and grabs a knife* mmm, yum

Carley: *cuts cake*

Cake: AAUUGGHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!

Cake: I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!!

Carley: No!

Cake: Augh, the pain, its unbearable!

Carley: what have I done?!?

Cake: aahh, tell my children I love them!

Cupcakes: Daddy!

Cake: *falls off the counter*

Carley: NOO!!

Cupcakes: NOOO!!!

Cake: *hits the floor and dies*

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Kenny to nick: hey, you know who's gay, you.

Nick: *stabs Kenny*

Kenny: Oh, come on!

The end.

I am not sorry for this.

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