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Lee: Hey, look at my new dog

Kenny: That's pretty cool—OH THERE'S NO DOG THERE

Lee: OOOOOHHHH

Kenny: OOOHHOOOHHHH

Lee and Kenny: *screaming at each other*

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Ben: Duck, did you eat my sandwich?

Duck: I am your sandwich *crawls inside Ben's mouth*

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avid to Badger: *gives Badger a bomb* here, hold this

Badger:

Bomb:

Bomb:*close to exploding*

David: *runs back and takes bomb* thanks!


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Sarah: *eating salad*

Uncle Pete: *runs over to Sarah and starts punching her salad*

Sarah: No stop it man!

Uncle Pete: *is still punching her salad*

Sarah: Cut it out, I don't want this!

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Lingard: Pfft, screw gravity!

Lingard: *floats away*

Everyone: *States in amazement*

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Glenn: *holding a gun up to his head* Goodbye, world

The world: Okay, Glenn, see ya around—

Glenn: *shoots himself* x_x

The world: AUGH THAT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT HE MEANT AT ALL!

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Carver: There's something on your face!

Carver: *punches Alvin*

Carver: IT WAS PAIN! >:D

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Uncle Pete: *still punching Sarah's salad*

Sarah: STOP WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Uncle Pete: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!

Sarah: NOOO!!!

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Kenny: Now, son, don't touch that cactus!

Duck: *gets stuck on cactus*

Kenny: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

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Alvin: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

AJ: *currently on fire* :D

Rebecca: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY! >:|

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Clem: *has a urinal taped in her*

Gabe: *looks at Clem and unzips his pants*

Clem: Don't even think about it

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Sarah: *punching uncle Pete*

Uncle pete*: *punching Sarah's salad*

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Badger: Guys, check out my new camera!

Badger: *shoots Mari*

Badger: oh wait, this isn't a camera...

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Nick: DIE, POTATO!

Potato: NOOO!!

Gil: I like trains...

Nick: NONONO—WAIT, DON'T! — *gets hit by a train*

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Sorry its been a while, I've been lazy

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