ASDF movie 5🍁🍁

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ALRIGHT-Y

SO, HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
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ORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I'VE BEEN DOWN IN THE DUMPS, LATELY...

So, let's start this bitch up!

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Shel: Hey, Becca! Play that one while I'm falling down the stairs!

Becca: Sure thing, Shel!

Shel: *falls down a flight of stairs and onto a piano*

Becca: I love it!

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Clem: It's so beautiful out here...

Gabe: Yeah, its just me, you, and the moon...

The Moon: HEy, yOu tWO sHOulD  kISs!!

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Dr.Lingard: Sir, you appear to have a severe case of...

Dr.Lingard: Baby Voice

Nick: *cries like a baby*

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Larry: Hello, mine turtle!

Mine Turtle: HELLO!

Duck: *steps on mine turtle* who--

Also Duck: *blows up*

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David: Hey, man. Wanna play some video games?

Javi: No way, dude; You always beat me...

David: *punching Javi* TELL NO ONE!

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Russell: *walking towards a ledge*

Russell: *falls off the ledge but floats up*

Russell: oh okay...

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Jane: *throwing muffins at Kenny*

Kenny: Aw man! You ever gonna run out of muffins?

Jane: NO

Jane: Because I work at the muffin factory.

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Tripp: I wonder if my pony can fly...

Tripp's Pony: *floats into the air and flies away*

Tripp:

Tripp: Huh...

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And now, DUCKS

*human Duck and a real duck are just chilling*

Duck (real): *quacks*

Human Duck: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!

Real duck: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

Human Duck: Totally!

Real duck: woah, that's spooky!

Human Duck: We are so in sync.

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Mari: mommy, mommy, look! A turtle!

Kate: *is high*

Mine turtle: Hello!

Mine Turtle: *jumps down and explodes*

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Andy to Mark: here, hold this

Andy: *stabs mike and runs away*

Mike: *has been stabbed*

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Carver: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Alvin: ...but its opposite day...

Carver: OH NOO--*punches himself in the face*

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Clint: *sees a mine turtle*

Clint: oh no, I am NOT stepping on you!

Mine Turtle: Hello!

Also Clint: *gets crushed by the driving llama from the second chapter*

Llama: *llama noise*

Mine Turtle: Hello!

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Lee: Do you ever get tired of being random?

Walker: ....

Walker Lee: me neither

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Thank you all so much for over 400 reads! I know to some of you, that may not seem like a lot, but it's a lot to me...

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WELL SEE YA!


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