MErk: hey Ethan
MErk: why is there glitter all over the floor in the bathroom?
CrankyEthan: well Amy left her nail here
MErk: that still doesnt explain why its all over the floor and the toliet
CrankyEthan: well I got bored while taking a shit so I started messing with it and it all fell
MErk: and you didn't clean it up?
CrankyEthan: yeahhj I was busy and plus its not my stuff
MErk: really what would you have done if Chica had eaten some of it
CrankyEthan: I would go and look for her poop to see if it was glittery
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