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MErk: Sir if you could please remain in your taco. Sir I said remain in the taco.
MErk: Sir sir. Keeerrkshhh 492 we have a runner 492 we have a runner.keeerrkshhh
MErk: Please remain in the taco
MErk: Keeerrkshhh we have a suspect running. Suspect is carrying a deadly weapon. A mcnugget. I repeat he is armed with a mcnugget keeerrkshhh
MErk: SIR PUT THE MCNUGGET DOWN
MErk: PUT IT DOWN AND I WONT HAVE TO SAUCE YOU
MErk: SIRR IF YOU PUT DOWN THE MCNUGGET NO ONE WILL GET HURT
MErk: Sir put the mcnugget down
MErk: Come on man put the mcnugget down nice and slowly
MErk: There's no reason to kill your self just put the mcnugget on the ground. You have a wife and two cats think about them
MErk: Lower the mcnugget
MErk: What would they think
MErk: You don't have to end it. Just lower the mcnugget
MErk: Your two cats growing up without their owner how do you they will feel
MErk: Lonely, sad, and depressed
MErk: You can this right now just lower the mcnugget
MErk: Sir sir there is no reason to aim it at your nuts
MErk: Sir focus put the mcnugget down
MErk: Lower the mcnugget
CrankyEthan: WTF
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