An airplane has 500 bricks. One falls out. How many bricks are there now?
499
How do you put an elephant in the fridge in three steps?
1. Open fridge
2. Put elephant in
3. Close the fridge
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge in four steps?
1. Open fridge
2. Take elephant out
3. Put giraffe in
4. Close fridge
It's the lion kings birthday. All the animals are there except one. Who and why?
The giraffe was in the fridge
An old lady was crossing an crocodile infested swamp. She was sure to die from even one bite. She crossed and didn't die. How?
The crocodiles were at the lion kings birthday
The lady died anyway. How?
She was hit by a brick
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