"Math questions are so stupid! They are like, if I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 on the other, what do I have?
Oh, I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?"
_via Kirsten
"What did zero told to number 8?
Hey you! Why do you always got to wear your belt so tight?" (0-8)
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Non-FictionHi. Hello. Thank you for checking this work of mine. This is my collection of quotations. Either I made them or they were sent by my friends. They are from different categories and there are some quotations that I don't know who they belong to so I...
