A Weird Cracking Noise

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(Tony has logged on)

Tony: What the gosh fiddily-frack was that?!

(Bruce has logged on)

Bruce: It appears to be some strange... Cracking noise?

Tony: Huh. I would haave neeeever of guessed that, Bruce.

Bruce: Don't roll your eyes at me. You asked what it was so I answered.

(Thor has logged on)

Thor: DID YOU HEAR THAT MIGHTY CRACKING NOISE?

Tony: You don't have to yell, we can hear you.

Thor: SORRY, MAN OF IRON.

Bruce: Inside voice, buddy.

Thor: Oh. Is this better?

Bruce: Yes.

Tony: How did you do that so easily?

Bruce: You have to simplify the vocabulary.

Tony: I did use simplified vocabulary!

Thor: I can comprehend larger words just fine... It was more because I am frightened that he will turn into the Hulk and crush me.

Bruce: I wouldn't do that, Thor.

Thor: I am flattered. Thank you.

Bruce: No problem.

(Clint has logged on)

Clint: I DIDN'T HAVE MY HEARING AIDS IN AND I STILL HEARD THAT WHAT THE-

Tony: Stop freaking out, Hawkman, It was a weird noise.

Bruce: We also told Thor to be quieter, so you have to be quieter too.

Clint: So you scolded him as if you were his parents? Is Thor your love child??

Bruce: Ew, No. I would never go as low as Tony...

Tony: I have ears, Brucey, and feelings too. But, no, Clint, we are not a couple. I am with Pepper.

Clint: SCIENCEBROS FOREVER

Bruce: Inside. Voice.

Thor: PLEASE USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE! Look I asked nicely!!

Bruce: Thor, yelling to get someone to be quiet doesn't exactly work.

Thor: Oh. Are you mad at me?

Bruce: No, I'm just disappointed.

(Thor has logged off, very sad)

Tony: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!

Clint: YOU MADE HIM SAD

Bruce: Sorry?

Tony: Sorry doesn't cut it!

Clint: YOU SAID THE WORST POSSIBLE THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID. IM BLOCKING YOU

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