A French Grey Feather

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[Bree has logged on]

[Audrey has logged on]

Bree: What the frick frack paddy whack was that?

Audrey: Huh?

Bree: WHAT WAS THAT?

Audrey: Can you speak louder instead of whispering?

Bree: IM YELLING

[Tony has logged on]

Tony: We can hear.

Audrey: Who goes there?

Tony: uhh... Tony?

Bree: I think she's gone deaf.

Audrey: I think I've gone deaf.

Tony: thanks because one of you hadn't already said that.

Audrey: what?

Bree: I'm going to go run her to Bruce, brb

[Bree has logged off]

[Audrey has logged off]

[Bree has logged on]

Bree: Hello. I have returned.

Tony: took you long enough.

Bree: I was gone literally 2 minutes.

Tony: I'm impatient. I don't like waiting.

Bree: Sorry, Rich Boy.

Tony: What did you call me, Hufflepuff?

Bree: How'd you know about that?

Tony: I-

Bree: YOU HAVE JARVIS IN YOUR CLOSETS TOO? WHAT THE [Chatroom Blocked Content]?!

[Loki has logged on]

[Thor has logged on]

Thor: See, brother? Isn't this fascinating?

Loki: One, I am hearing- not seeing. Two, I can't deny that it's interesting.

Bree: Why are there French Grey Feathers everywhere?!

Tony: I don't know. I probably should know, I own the place!

Thor: You're right! There are feathers everywhere! There's one on my brother.

Loki: What?

Tony: It's alright, Reindeer Games, it won't kill ya.

Bree: Why do you have a feather on you?

Loki: Um... I don't know?

Thor: I am hungry.

[Thor has logged off]

Tony: I'll get to the bottom of this.

Bree: Why the [Chatroom Blocked Comment] do you have a feather on you?

Tony: At this point I'd assume that he has a fetish for birds now too. I mean wasn't he the guy who tied a goat to his balls and made it run away from him until he was pleasured?

Loki: Not everything you read about us gods is true.

Bree: Was all of that true?

Loki: No?

Tony: You don't sound sure. Hold up, Pep's calling me.

[Tony has logged off]

Bree: tell me the truth, Loki

Loki: about the feather or the goat?

Bree: BOTH.

Loki: Yes, the goat thing was true.

Bree: OH MY [Chatroom Blocked Comment]!!? THIS [Chatroom Blocked Comment]!! I'M [Chatroom Blocked Comment] MYSELF?!!? LOKI WHAT THE [Chatroom Blocked Comment]?! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO [Chatroom Blocked Comment] AROUSED?? AND WHY CANT YOU PICK SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE A [Chatroom Blocked Comment] FEMALE WOMEN OR GOD?! LIKE OH MY GOD WHY DO ALWAYS PICK [Chatroom Blocked Comment] TO CONCEIVE WITH?!

Loki: Well you took this well.

[Bree has fainted from too much laughter and was logged off]

[Loki has logged off]

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Sorry for the lack of updates. Can you please comment how you feel about the updates? I need to know what you guys think. Is this moving too fast? If it is I can make a sideline story (another one 😉).

Please fill me in on what you want. Also who do you ship the most? Pepperony, Brudrey, Breeve, Lokiope, et cetera?

The girl who has 100 things to do and not enough time,
You should really know by now who this is

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 21, 2017 ⏰

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