Chapter 1

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The Kankers  were getting ready to give Jay a makeover but clearly they lied.
They threw ketchup at him, ham on his eyes, cracked an egg over his head, dumped a jar of pickles on him, mixed it together, and blow dried it with a fan.
But when he looked in the mirror........

"I'm ugly!" He yelled throwing his siblings out of the room

"So what else is new?" Larie asked feeling dizzy
Then Jay started throwing stuff
"You ruined my natural good looks!" Jay yelled throwing a sword fish
"He's delusional!" Lee says

Jay was about to throw the next thing but stopped when he saw it was a homemade doll (Y/N) made for him a while back and he burst out crying
"Go see what he's doing" Tee whispered to Larie

"Who died and made you king?" Larie said

"Just get out there" Tee shoved Larie

"Eh he's just balling, we made the little baby cry wah!" Larie teased until he got hit with a random object thrown at his head

"What about my girl? She's gonna think I'm a freak!" Jay yelled in despair

"What do you care? You got a great personality besides who needs good looks when you got us" Tee says trying to cheerhim up

With (Y/N) and the Ed's

"Look (Y/N)! I made art, I call this one 'To noodle or not to noodle" Ed says showing off his 'art' which was basically one macaroni glued to a sheet of paper

"And I shall call this one 'no more for me thanks I am a Russian" he continued and this one was like the one before

"They're beautiful Ed" I complimented not being able to tell them apart

"Well macaroni art seems to have brought your creative side Ed" Double D says sweetly

"Yeah just like it brought out all these paying customers who will just flip for Double D's arts and crafts fair.....two words Double D, Lame-o" Eddy says and we look at him unimpressed

"A fools book is soon shot Eddy. It is well documented that homemade monogamy
(Is that right?) perks ones curiosity can you honestly say this butterfly made from common house hold swattle isn't delightful?" Double D asks

"I'm still stuck on that fools bolt line"

"Btw that was my butterfly" I inform him

"It was delightful indeed my dear (Y/N)"

"I liked it more!" Eddy says shoving Double D out of the way

"Uh guys? I think I glued my head to the table" I turned around and started laughing

"How in the world did you even do that?" I asked

".....I forgot"

"Ed-" I was cut off by Larie's hand over my mouth

"Your coming with us doll" he says throwing me over his shoulder

"Guys help!!" I screamed reaching out to them

"Did you see that?!" Double D asked

"I didn't see anything"
Eddy replied too scared of the Kankers

"We gotta help her! One can only imagine the horror!"

In the Kankers backyard 

Tee tied me by my hands to a tree

"You have got to be kidding me. Let me go now and I might consider not beating you to a pulp." I threatened them

"I love a girl with sass"
Tee said dreamily

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