I'm gonna do things a little differently :P
Sorry if it sucks ;-;
We all walk to our lockers which happen to be close together
Eddy slides down the hall turning the corner
"Let's learn!! Last one to class is a- ..... what am I saying??"
He stops and walks casually
Edd follows behind
"Isn't Valentines day wonderful??"
Ed runs past them and I follow behind turning him to the right direction
"Sure it is, if you're into stuff like that. If you ask me Valentines day is a load of bull"
"Y/n watch your language!!"
While Ed's not looking I shoot Edd a Double bird
(Haha get it??)
"Anyway... as I'm sure you're aware it can be quite unnerving to express ones coming to the feelings of Amour yet this holiday conquers the upchuck(?) occasion and allows one the opportunity to let that special someone know you care"
Ed grabs Edds head squeezing it
"Yuckie squishy mushie girl stuff Double D!! The fish have chips my fine friend"
He whispers the last part letting go and rushing to his locker
As soon as he opens it trash and junk go flying out of his locker Eddy laughs
"Ew Ed! You gotta clean that locker or I might die from the smell"
"Hehe his locker stanks like h-"
"Cottage cheese! Girls do not like stanky breath, camouflage so the girls cannot see you, and a spider. Girls hate them, Sarah said so"
"Ed, are you saying I'm not a girl??"
"........"
Ed looks from under the bag on his head to look at me and sees the spider on his shoulder
"SPIDER!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! AHHHH"
He splashed fountain water on him to kill it
"Edd do something"
I push him towards Ed
He took the spider from eds shoulder
"Ed you're frightning the poor thing, all better"
Edd lets it crawl out the window
"You two babies got it light. Yeah Valentines day is just the same for this chick magnet"
He opens his locker and a sets up a kissing booth that somehow fit in there along with a disco ball and some terrible music
Ed smiled
Me and Edd were unimpressed and not convinced at all
"25 cents a smooch ladies!"
He ringed the bell
We waited a couple of minutes but nothing
"Man this music's terrible"
I complained opening my locker
A bunch of flowers, cards, boxes, and a chicken fell out
I picked up the chicken
"I don't even have to guess who this came from"
Eddy got nervous seeing as I got Valentine gifts and a chicken meanwhile he can't even get a quarter
"The ladies must be freshening up in the can"
"In the can.. right, while we're waiting I have a little something here for you.
Happy Valentine's day Ed"
"Bath time already??"
"Eddy"
"You electrify me? Who the hecks this guy??"
"Nikola Tesla, Eddy, it's part of my great minds of science Valentines card series"
"It has a mind Eddy"
Ed smiled
