[ October 21th ]
“Hi!”
“Hell—”
“Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.”
“Eh?”
“You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!”
“Who the hell are you? And by the way ... that line is overused.”
“...”
“...”
“Wait. You're no Sue, are you?”
“No. I'm Sabine.”
“You sure?”
“What do you mean?”
“You sure you're not Sue?”
“Yes, boy. You've dialed the wrong number. This is Sabine Carpenter speaking.”
“...”
“...”
“OH GOD, I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT SUCKER!”
Peep!
“What the fuck?”
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a/n
this is my first time writing this kind of story. please don't kill me if this sucks.
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GOODBYE, GOODBAE
Short Story"You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!" "Who the hell are you? And by the way ... that line is overused." In which a guy with sexual hormone issues dialed the wrong number and ended up in a...
