[ October 23th ]
3:12 AM
"Bello."
"Really? It's freaking three in morning."
"Does that mean you expect me to call earlier, ma'am?"
"I expect you to never call me again."
"That's hurt. But you picked up the call anyway, so ...."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, okay! What do you want, stranger?"
"I can't sleep and wanna talk to you."
"All I know is, you're probably a pervert old guy with STD or a cannibal taking me as a prey. Why should I listen and not hang up?"
"Because one, I'm not an old guy. Pervert? Might be a bit. And two, I eat girls only, preferably tight ones, if you know what I mean."
"..."
"..."
"Goodbye, stranger."
"I'm jok-- "
Peep!
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a/n
how is it so far? is it weird or good? I feel slightly afraid it's lame.
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GOODBYE, GOODBAE
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