[ October 25th ]
"What?"
"So what zone are we? The i-save-you-number zone?"
"Under the name Potato, in case you're wondering."
"Why potato? I prefer Brad Pitt."
"I don't know. You sound as stupod as a potato."
"Baby, I don't want to argue but it has been 'stupid' for centuries."
"Clearly. Thank you."
"..."
"No laughing."
"Are you always this annoyingly robot-liked calm?"
"Only when I talk with a stupid person."
"Ouch!"
"You're welcome."
"Maddox."
"..."
"..."
"That's your na-- "
Peep!
"Hey!"
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