[ October 27th ]
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Hola!"
"Goodbye."
"Wait!"
"..."
"The credit was running out last night. Didn't mean to hung up on you."
"Apology accepted."
"But why?"
"Why what?"
"I did not feel sorry for that."
"Gosh ... okay. Just letting you know that I feel the need to kill you with a fork now."
"Aw! You sound cute with that sadistic mode-on. But why fork?"
"Because that's what I'm holding right now."
"You're eating?"
"No, I'm just casually scratch my itchy ass with a fork."
"Oh."
"Of course, I'm eating!"
"So shame. I was gonna say that it turns me on."
"..."
"..."
"You are a fucking weirdo."
"Finally you realize it. Anyway, where we were last time?"
"You were about to tell me the reason you called in the first place."
"Oh!"
"So? Explain!"
"Err ... actually ... it was my friend idea. He gave me a random number from his friend's friend's friend's phone that turned out to be yours."
"Wait, what? What did you say?"
Peep!
"Jeez! I swear!"
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ESTÁS LEYENDO
GOODBYE, GOODBAE
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