Pls don't hate me because it's about me😉

Fun time

Hey guys welcome to my 2nd chapter,  i think you had liked my 1st chapter as I got so many votes😂😂😂😂

Ok so let's move on...

But wait first we should tell a joke😅

Why didn't the vampire attack Talyor Swift?
Ans: Because she had bad blood

Everyone says that their English is perfect, but their are some people who knows English perfect than the other people also..... (confusing right?😅)

One of my friend want to read news in studio in english language when she becomes big but her English is so.....

Let me explain..

Murder of english ( me and some of my friends have given this name to her😅)

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin

2. Both of you stand together separately

3. Why are you looking at monkeys outside when i am inside

4. Will you hang the calender or else I will hang myself

5. I have 2 daughter's both are girls

6. Give me blue pen of any color

7. The principal is revolving in the corridor

8. All of u stand in a straight circle

9. Open the window, let the AIR FROCE come in

OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ok now one more joke, No let's talk facts...

I am gonna tell 10 facts about you😉

Ready set go

1. You are reading right now😊

2. You are realizing that is a stupid fact😧

4. You didn't notice that I skipped three😅

5. You are checking now😐

6. You are smiling😆

7. You are still reading this even though it's stupid

9. You didn't realize that I skipped eight😲

10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again😇

11. You are enjoying this😉

12. You didn't realize there 's only supposed to be ten facts😂

I think you liked your facts😉

Ok so now let's move on to myself....

This time I am not gonna say anything but you can ask me anything........... anything, I said anything😅😅😅😅

Sorry guys this chapter was small,

But don't forget to ask me question and specially vote...

Bye guys✋✋

Meet you in next chapter👋👋👋