Me: *still a toddler and sitting on the couch snuggling into ghost* Mikwey better fix this..
Ghost: *grunts but sounds like a squeak*
Me: *trying not to laugh but than hears phone buzz which is on the kitchen table* pumpernickel, Glock can you come here pwease!
Glock: Yes mama *sees me on the couch*
Me: could you get me my phone *sighs in embarrassment* I can't get it..
Glock: yes ma'am *grabs my phone and gives it to me*
Me: tank chu *sees what I have* ooh we have some Dares and questions- *phone dings meaning I have a message than yells* ah!
Everyone: *runs in* what's the matter!?
Me: we ave guest today and she can't see me wike this *turns to Mikey* Did you find a way to fix it?
Mikey: Yup *grabs gun and turns a dial than fires at us*
Me & Ghost: *changed back to ourselves* oh thank u lord/....
*Door bell rings*
Glock: I got it *runs to the door and opens in* Hello welcome! *brings guest* Mama, Jane is here!
Me: Hey! thanks for coming! *hugs her*
Jane: thanks for having me *hugs me back*
Me: well get into these dares and questions! *looks at Glock* Hun read the first one
Glock: *smiles and nods* its from MariaRobinson8
'Lol Splinter I dare you to do the Ice Bucket challenge >:3'
Everyone: *dumbstruck and looks at Splinter*
Splinter: *thinks* well it is summer and it's quite hot, alright than *gets up and goes to change*
Mikey: Hey Dad! you ready!?
Splinter: *comes back with swimtrunks and is ripped* Ready when you are?
Me & Jane: (thoughts: damn!! )
Glock: *outside on top of a latter* Ready Grandpa!
Splinter: *smiles and close eyes* Go ahead Glock
Glock: *pours the bucket *
Splinter: *gets splashed but shakes it off looking sexy making us blush* Well that was refreshing now I'm going to go change
Me: God Damn *clears thorat*um Jane can you ready the next one
Jane: ok *sees it* oh it's from sadistic_expression
Me: *goes pale* oh no.
'I dare ya Siren to tell the most embarrassing story to your dear son. Of you and Ghost alone time.'
Me: *jaw drops* what!? my son will never be the same!
Jane: oh my.
Everyone: *laughing their asses off*
Glock: what?
Raph: Glock, your mommy has a story for you lol
Glock: *smiles and runs to me* yay story!
Me: *sees him* uh...well sweetie um, oh I can't do this to my child! *puts head down*
Glock: *looks confused and asks* is it about you and dad making babies?
Everyone: *freezes and looks at him*
Glock: if it is I know why you two do it *smiles innocently*
YOU ARE READING
#Swag & Punk Question and Dares
RandomThe name and picture implies what this book is about!<3 Swag Turtles belong to Hashiree Street Punks belong to Sirconcon
