That Dude: sup man. howd it go with shower lady.
Helpless: Gosh. Can you please use proper grammar when you type, Lachlan?
That Dude: nah
Helpless: Seriously? And it went fine.
That Dude: YOU TELL HER?
Helpless: Tell her what? And what's with the capital letters?
That Dude: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Helpless: What the heck, man? What's wrong with you?
That Dude: tell her how u looooooooooove her
lachlan.hailman@gmail.com's nickname was changed from That Dude to Dik Dik Lord
Dik Dik Lord: wat. y is this my new nickkname?/
Helpless: 'Cause you're being a dick.
Dik Dik Lord: fine than.
alex.johnson@gmail.com's nickname was changed from Helpless to bethanae's lover
bethanae's lover: Are you kidding me? At least use capital letters!
alex.johnson@gmail.com's nickname was changed from bethanae's lover to Bethanae's Lover
Dik Dik Lord: YASSSSS!!!!! U DONT DENY ITTTTTTT!!!!
Bethanae's Lover: Right. Bye now, ya Dik Dik.
Dik Dik Lord has uploaded a photo
Dik Dik Lord: hey. i found a foto of me
Bethanae's Lover: Ha ha. Very funny.
Dik Dik Lord: i no
Bethanae's Lover: I'm done.
Bethanae's Lover has left the conversation
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Shower Stalls - A Dialogue Story
Short Story"Rockabye? By Clean Bandit?" "ARGH! What the heck? Who's that?" "I'm not telling." "What are you doing in here?" "This is a public restroom." "I know that! But what's a guy doing in here?"