"I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the lord
But you don't really care for music - I know you're there, Alex."
"Huh? How'd you know?"
"I can hear you breathing."
"You know who I am from my breathing? WHHAAATTTTT?!"
"No. I can hear breathing. You're the only person I know who creeps on girls while they're in the public shower stalls."
"...True..."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"So... I... um..."
"Oh! Guess what! Guess what!"
"You own a pet dinosaur!"
"Nah. Try again."
"You think I'm the coolest dude in the world, and want to give me $200 dollars worth of chocolate every day!"
"Pft, nope!"
"Ohhh... Come on! I deserve it!"
"How?"
"'Cause I'm awesome."
"I can see you striking a stupid pose."
"The door is solid wood."
"Imagination is a wonderful thing."
"Sure, Bethanae."
"Uh huh!"
"Anyway, what did you want to say?"
"I don't want to tell you anymore."
"Aw! Seriously?"
"Yeah. Now get out."
"Alright, bye."
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Shower Stalls - A Dialogue Story
Short Story"Rockabye? By Clean Bandit?" "ARGH! What the heck? Who's that?" "I'm not telling." "What are you doing in here?" "This is a public restroom." "I know that! But what's a guy doing in here?"
