S. Coups: plays football with child and accidentally breaks child's collar bone. doctor said that his child can never walk or see again.
Jeonghan: one day when he was washing his child's hair he got the entire shampoo bottle shoved in his child's eye. child now is a shampoo dispenser.
Joshua: teaches his child religious things. child has been raised to heaven with joshua saying "thAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME"
Woozi: teaches his child how to piano. got mad that his child was a dingas one day at playing it and threw the entire grand piano at his child.
Hoshi: has his child's eyes specially formed so that their eyes were 10 hour 10 minute. probably taught his child that the time was always 10:10.
Jun: wushus his child accidentally. didn't know how to cover up a murder so jun sold the child in a doll store.
DK: sunshine everywhere. there is no such thing as moon. there is no night. oNLY SUNSHINEEEEEEEEE. Gave his child the ultimate sunburn just from being around it.
The8: b-boys his child to the moon. One day he witnessed his child in a b-boying contest and his son got rekt so hard minghao had to send him away to somalia for shaming him.
Wonwoo: what
Mingyu: his child smells like beans and vomit all the time. Raised his kid on only ramyun and hamburgers.
Seungkwan: his child has grown into america's top model but got kicked out bc his engrish was so low quality and said "I lube beyonce" instead of "I love beyonce"
Vernon: his child is 7 it only got a few dollars. More like his child has only 2 pennies and tries to sell them.
Dino: michael jackson
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HumorThis is an entire book (not even book material lmao) of Seveteen as __. You'll get what I mean if you read it ;);) Just a warning: There is probably some offensive stuff in here, so if you don't agree with anything, then don't read okkk I love Seve...
