ryan: DUDE
shane: what's happening what
ryan: i think there's a ghost in my house
shane: oh my god ryan literally go to sleep
shane: what happened
ryan: my water bottle just fell off of my nightstand
shane: ...
shane: yeah? it fell off?
ryan: shut up
ryan: nothing pushed it
shane: here's some light reading for you
shane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity
ryan: i hate you
ryan: so much
shane: no you don't
shane: goodnight, sleep tight
shane: don't let the ghost water bottles bite